爱你已久(GL) - 【10】 周笨笨和云美人

2016-10-15

云蕾眉头紧皱,显然已经听见了周水安的回答,“你怎么知道救人这件事,霍一鸣说的?”

 

此时的周水安,从对方的话语里感受到浓浓杀意,倏地,她的脑袋里闪现了美人手执长鞭抽打霍一鸣的凄惨画面,于是赶忙解释:“你别怪他,他也是为了你好。”

 

“恩,我不怪他。”

 

云蕾回答干脆,甚至还赞同地点点头,这反映令周水安有点接受不来,“哎?为什么?”

 

“因为他让我跟你重逢了。”

 

“然后把你气晕了。”水安补刀,而后腹诽,才几天不见,某人怎么变得这么肉麻!

 

不过被吐槽的云蕾对此丝毫不介意,反而一脸认同地说:“对啊,所以你得补偿我。”

 

似曾相识的话刺得周水安心脏钝痛,联想起之前的“肉偿”,才晓得云蕾和她接触中的好多话都别有深意,只不过,那时候云蕾眼中的她是A才对。

 

于是,周水安选择用“真相”作为补偿,她再次告诉云蕾,自己从来没有救过人,“所以,别再我身上浪费时间,去找你真正的恩人吧。”

 

谁知云蕾拒绝,还说没有这个人。

 

“抱歉,我不知道她已经去世了。”

 

“我以前怎么没发现,你曲解句意的能力这么强。”

 

“……”不服气的沉默。

 

“那个见义勇为的蠢故事是我编来骗霍一鸣的。”

 

“……”惊呆了的沉默。

 

“为的是让他停止追求我,也不觊觎你。”

 

“……”暗爽着的沉默。

 

“水安,从头到尾,都没有什么救命恩人,我只爱你。”

 

向来号称脑洞大开的周水安,既没猜中开头,也没料到结局。但她竟然一点都不难过,心情反而犹如从低谷奔向顶点的过山车,快乐、激动、想尖叫。

 

她的嘴角抿了又抿,也忍不住笑容,可又不想让云蕾得意,于是将头偏向一旁,嗔怪:“你跟谁学的,肉麻死了。”

 

云蕾没回答,只是不动声色地将放在枕头下边的《教你如何追到小白兔女生》一书藏得更深了,并决定从明天起,将这本恋爱圣经视为传家宝,供奉起来。

 

再一想,既然嫌她肉麻,那就改用苦肉计好了。于是云蕾“哎呦”了一声,紧张的周水安以为她哪里疼了,赶忙凑上前询问。

 

“你怎么了?”

 

“疼。”

 

“哪里疼?”

 

云蕾食指在自己唇上点了点,“这里。”

 

“……你能不能正经点。”周水安飞她一个白眼,说完便要退开。结果被美人迅速伸来的手拦腰抱住,压向自己。

 

起先还站着的水安被弄的猝不及防,双手下意识搭上云蕾的肩膀寻找平衡。接着,才后知后觉,两个人的距离近得暧昧,原本就泛红的脸蛋倏地红成了苹果,一直熟到耳朵。

 

“喂,赶紧放开我啦!”她小小声地埋怨着。

 

“不能。”云蕾说完又补充,“不论是装正经还是放开你,以后都不能了。”

 

这一本正经说流氓话的样子气笑了周水安,她刚要反驳,微微张开的唇瓣就被另一处柔软所覆盖。

 

然后,她对她所有的控诉,都只好化成一声,软软的、糯糯的——唔。

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