公子是美人(GL) - 【5】洞房惊魂夜

2016-10-28

寨主成亲可谓山寨里的头等大事,按理说应该铺张浪费一番。但由于时间紧迫,来不及通知其他山头的人,因此,在希盼南喜酒桌上出现的全都是自家姐妹以及——从山下换回来的鸡鸭鹅猪肉。

 

虽说大家每日都在游手好闲,但如此名正言顺地从日上三竿吃到太阳下山,还是头一回,众人心情,怎一个爽字了得。

 

“寨主,你啥时候带压寨相公出来给我们瞧瞧呀?”

 

“对啊对啊。”其他人齐声附和,除了打劫那次,她们再也没见过朱公子,好想念他惊为天人的容貌啊!

 

希盼南岂会不知众人的想法,正是因为太了解,所以才不敢让朱华露面,她可不想自家相公成天被一群如狼似虎的女人意淫着。

 

“哈哈,朱公子娇羞的嘞,不提他,喝酒喝酒!”她扬起脖子,抓过酒坛高举到嘴边,咕咚咕咚豪饮起来。

 

“好!”大家拍手叫好,也纷纷端起酒碗喝个不停,可谓公子美色如浮云,好吃好喝最实在。

 

又闹了一会儿,六子见时候不早,来到希盼南跟前,止住她又要举杯的手,提醒她:“别喝了,醉了如何入洞房?”

 

希盼南酒量好得很,连喝几坛都没什么变化,却被她这一句话闹个脸红,眼尖的人调笑道:“快看,当家的脸红啦!”

 

顿时,哄笑声四起,接着,大家坏坏催促道:“入洞房、入洞房、入洞房……”

 

年幼的甲问母亲乙,“什么是入洞房?”

 

乙赶忙捂住她耳朵:“小孩别听,不然会被大灰狼叼走的。”

 

守寡多年的寂寞丙好心询问:“大王,我看公子身子羸弱,多半解不了渴,我这里有些好货……”

 

“去去去!”希盼南听不下去了,站起身,赶苍蝇似的虚虚挥开众人,踉跄着步子往屋里走,边走边数落:“你们这群无聊的寂寞的老女人,小声点,若是吓跑了我的俊俏小郎君……”

 

一个酒嗝冒出来,希盼南顿了下,接着警告:“我可饶不了你们!”

 

她站在门口,刚想推门进去,却想起对方是名门公子,怕他认为她粗鲁,于是,又轻轻扣门三下,见里边没反应。心下没了底,脑袋里忽的闪过少女被豪门恶绅强霸后自寻短见的故事,急了,顾不得礼数,钻进房去。

 

与上次不同,此刻,房间通亮,喜烛成对摇曳,红红火火的光晕里,朱华端坐在床头,穿的依旧是飘着仙气儿似的白衣,静静看着进来的人。

 

一步,两步……希盼南迈着软踏踏的步子靠近朱华,眼角瞥见叠放在一旁的新郎服,指着问:“为什么不穿,难道相公是想让本大、啊不,是娘子我帮你穿吗?”

 

“知我者,娘子也。”朱华露齿一笑,瞬间把某人迷得不分南北。

 

“相公啊,是你让我脱的哦~”希盼南表现得很娇羞,手上的动作却一刻不停,腰带、外衫……一件一件脱着,渐渐露了肉和裹胸布?

 

这什么情况,朝廷大官的新式穿衣法?

 

骗鬼吧。

 

反应过来的希盼南恼怒地瞪着朱华,而后者却一副悠哉的神色,甚至还安慰道:“娘子休要动怒。”

 

都这时候了,还一口一个娘子,希盼南听着鸡皮疙瘩都起来了,作孽啊,她这是遇到变态了!

 

懒得搭理朱华,她已经有了计划,准备让手下把这个欺骗她感情的人渣送给大月寨百来个糙汉子们挨个暖床!

 

可刚一张嘴,就发现喉咙被由身后过来的一只大手卡住。希盼南是练武的,几乎第一时间,就晓得对方的实力远在她之上。

 

于是,向来惜命的她悲哀地意识到自己摊上大事儿了,然后,带着可怜兮兮的眼神往后撇,同时发出微乎其微的讨饶声:“壮士轻点,有话好好说。”

 

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  初写古代文,槽点可能多。

  

  
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